farm thing pt 2

Continuing from my journey to the Fair Oaks Farm.

We get to the birthing barn. It's quite ridiculous how they have it set up. It's a set of bleachers essentially set to watch a stage like thing with soundproof window. When we first walk in on the right side has a cow that was just born and the mom cow ass was hanging out all red and bloody. It was pretty sick. Then the mom cow shit, it was all bloody and brown.

The left hand side of setup, there was the other cow who hadn't given birth to the cow yet. So my folks and I were looking forward to seeing it. It took forever before something actually happened. There was a lot of dumb babies crying, some girl that kept going "SSSSSSSSSS" when people were too loud. Because I guess she can't use the 'h' sound. There was a lady next to me who was also acting like a fucking nurse or a therapist or something. "Oh hang in there." and fucking waving at. Like Jesus Christ lady. You aren't helping the cow. So when we starting to see the legs of it, it starting to go back in. Like prairie dogging until the girl working there lubed it up the helped pull it out. When the whole the was out of the cow, people were "Aww-ing" and saying how cute it was. I couldn't see what was so cute about right when it came out. It was all covered it gross fluids, it made me sick. We then left for some ice cream. When we got ice cream I saw some Asian guys that reminded me of the F4 because of the way they were walking.

That's about my trip for the most part.
Until I decide to write up another thing.